Geoff, when you come back over I'll show you the quote function on the forums so you can direct your terms of endearment at Wayne (or me as the fancy takes you)
Billy, just as an example I got "collared" by our Treasurer while out on a training ride on my own, with an invite to come out the to Sunday group ride. He couldn't make the Sunday but I was made very welcome. The weekend after that Wayne was persuading me to join the chain gang, during the following week I joined. My fourth weekend "club ride" was our sportive a week before last. Out in a group we tend to greet walkers, runners, bikers, you name it.
In fact before Alistair accosted me I had been considering two other clubs locally and from memory one of them uses some of the roads to the west of St Neots and while I had seen them out as a group no-one made an effort to say hello let alone try and interest me in the club.
In fact this Wednesday (work allowing) I'm going to put my feet where my mouth is and roll out for the chain gang. Will I fall off the back? Quite likely as I am definitely group 2 material at this stage. Will it phase me? Unlikely. Ok so maybe I don't demoralise easily but I've gone from doing my own thing each week to last week cranking out 170km (105 miles) in a week (not including the sportive). Not massive figures compared to some but I'd probably still be muddling along doing 60 miles or so a week on my own if Alistair hadn't almost scared me into a hedge and for someone that was away from cycling for almost 16 years (I got back on the bike in earnest in 2010) I don't feel that's doing too bad.
Anyway, enough life story, we're a friendly bunch, just some of us have a quirky sense of humour.